<![CDATA[Blue balls]]>i fucking hate it.

been fooling around with a virgin the past few days, shes a fuckin pussy when it comes to gettin down to business. i suffered from BB last night, and almost suffering now.

i hate virgins =/

]]>http://localhost:4567/topic/1127/blue-ballsRSS for NodeSat, 13 Jun 2026 18:55:59 GMTThu, 21 May 2009 03:05:17 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Fri, 22 May 2009 21:39:10 GMT]]>Also, when you fuck her scream "TAAAAKE IT CHILD TAAAAKE IT!"

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17794http://localhost:4567/post/17794Fri, 22 May 2009 21:39:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Fri, 22 May 2009 19:39:05 GMT]]>Yo just spin her some bullshit like you love her and you want to be together then lull her into a false sense of security and BAYUM!

Steal the golden egg and tell her you don't wanna be with her,crush her heart and break her pussy!

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17792http://localhost:4567/post/17792Fri, 22 May 2009 19:39:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Fri, 22 May 2009 19:35:48 GMT]]>tinpixel, its not like ive never been around a girl before.

i realize that if i blow a load to some gaping vagina on the internet and get back to important things that i saved time, frustration, and possibly pain.

instead of typing some shit that no one cares about…im just gonna fucking rape her.

either im gonna take that shit or shes gonna give it to me willingly

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17790http://localhost:4567/post/17790Fri, 22 May 2009 19:35:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Fri, 22 May 2009 16:00:34 GMT]]>he's the ikklest hobo.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PINxfouNQFw[/ame]

keep on truckin hawkes,may one day you find a place you can truely call a home.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17788http://localhost:4567/post/17788Fri, 22 May 2009 16:00:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Fri, 22 May 2009 10:07:40 GMT]]>Hawkes is the baybaaaaaay!

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17784http://localhost:4567/post/17784Fri, 22 May 2009 10:07:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Fri, 22 May 2009 02:56:39 GMT]]>@Chase-the-sunset:

straight to the point

ah like it.

dante,lover, ah like it.

YOUR MA BOY GOOB,YOUR MA BOY!

Finaly, i post something somebody else likes!

U tha man chase, u tha man

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17782http://localhost:4567/post/17782Fri, 22 May 2009 02:56:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Fri, 22 May 2009 00:47:55 GMT]]>@Goober:

rape her

straight to the point

ah like it.

dante,lover, ah like it.

YOUR MA BOY GOOB,YOUR MA BOY!

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17779http://localhost:4567/post/17779Fri, 22 May 2009 00:47:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Thu, 21 May 2009 23:10:04 GMT]]>rape her

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17774http://localhost:4567/post/17774Thu, 21 May 2009 23:10:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Thu, 21 May 2009 22:44:11 GMT]]>@tinpixel:

Women rule the fucking world with their sex-control tactics - and they damn-well know it; this is just the beginning.

The whole hard-to-get sex thing might be a nice little challenge for you at first… but sooner or later you'll realise it's just NOT worth the bother - and that cracking one off to cheap porn and an hour or two of COD4/KZ2 is actually more satisfying and better use of your time.

sigh

If you really are gonna go for it, you could try suing the bitch for 'cock-teasting', 'uneccessary pain and discomfort in the testicular region' and 'false advertising'. A simple 'cease and decist with the frigidity' warning letter from a reputable solicitor will either have her bouncing on your cock in no time, or at worst a couple of grand compo that you can spend on real slappers.

It's worth a go.

Pure gold, its a really inappropriate time to be laughing right now, not because what you wrote but whats going off around me atm, but i have the biggest grin on my face!

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17772http://localhost:4567/post/17772Thu, 21 May 2009 22:44:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Thu, 21 May 2009 21:39:21 GMT]]>Its time to MOW THE MATHAFACKA DOOOOWN!!

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17768http://localhost:4567/post/17768Thu, 21 May 2009 21:39:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Thu, 21 May 2009 20:20:36 GMT]]>yo if theres grass on the pitch its time to play.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17762http://localhost:4567/post/17762Thu, 21 May 2009 20:20:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Thu, 21 May 2009 20:02:00 GMT]]>Women rule the fucking world with their sex-control tactics - and they damn-well know it; this is just the beginning.

The whole hard-to-get sex thing might be a nice little challenge for you at first… but sooner or later you'll realise it's just NOT worth the bother - and that cracking one off to cheap porn and an hour or two of COD4/KZ2 is actually more satisfying and better use of your time.

sigh

If you really are gonna go for it, you could try suing the bitch for 'cock-teasting', 'uneccessary pain and discomfort in the testicular region' and 'false advertising'. A simple 'cease and decist with the frigidity' warning letter from a reputable solicitor will either have her bouncing on your cock in no time, or at worst a couple of grand compo that you can spend on real slappers.

It's worth a go.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17760http://localhost:4567/post/17760Thu, 21 May 2009 20:02:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Thu, 21 May 2009 19:47:32 GMT]]>It would make a difference if she came onto you..

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17759http://localhost:4567/post/17759Thu, 21 May 2009 19:47:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Thu, 21 May 2009 19:46:30 GMT]]>@anonymous:

shes not 14 lol.

im not sure how old she is, 16 i think.

but her cousin already thinks im getting her drunk. she stayed over until about 2:30am the other night and the next day i came outside with a beer.

Lol…underage drinking.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17758http://localhost:4567/post/17758Thu, 21 May 2009 19:46:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Thu, 21 May 2009 19:46:00 GMT]]>@anonymous:

shes not 14 lol.

im not sure how old she is, 16 i think.

but her cousin already thinks im getting her drunk. she stayed over until about 2:30am the other night and the next day i came outside with a beer.

josh is going to jaiiiiiil 😄

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17757http://localhost:4567/post/17757Thu, 21 May 2009 19:46:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Thu, 21 May 2009 19:32:41 GMT]]>shes not 14 lol.

im not sure how old she is, 16 i think.

but her cousin already thinks im getting her drunk. she stayed over until about 2:30am the other night and the next day i came outside with a beer.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17756http://localhost:4567/post/17756Thu, 21 May 2009 19:32:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Thu, 21 May 2009 19:32:07 GMT]]>@Chase-the-sunset:

i don't care if im 19 or 90 i will feast on a 14 year old virgin.

nomnomnom.

I'll put in a good word with Jtoday for ya 😉

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17755http://localhost:4567/post/17755Thu, 21 May 2009 19:32:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Thu, 21 May 2009 19:26:30 GMT]]>How is getting a 14 yo wasted at all legal?

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17754http://localhost:4567/post/17754Thu, 21 May 2009 19:26:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Thu, 21 May 2009 19:20:49 GMT]]>I like to you added a legal option/alternative.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17752http://localhost:4567/post/17752Thu, 21 May 2009 19:20:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Thu, 21 May 2009 18:16:26 GMT]]>or get her fucking wasted.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17749http://localhost:4567/post/17749Thu, 21 May 2009 18:16:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Thu, 21 May 2009 18:15:24 GMT]]>slip her some rohypnol man,dude seriously.
listen to uncle chase.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17748http://localhost:4567/post/17748Thu, 21 May 2009 18:15:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Thu, 21 May 2009 18:03:43 GMT]]>just give her somethin to knock her out, take my prize, clean everything up, act like we fell asleep watching a movie.

nah, i dont wanna date her cause shes a wanna-be slut..bitch acts like every guy she meets is her boyfriends of 2 years. but shes hot..actually i think i have a pic. one sec.

ahh yeah, heres a good one

her cousin lives next door to my sisters.

she came yesterday while i was watching the magic do work on the cavaliers and completely fucked that up for me. so i am starting to dislike her more. still want that v-card though.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17747http://localhost:4567/post/17747Thu, 21 May 2009 18:03:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Thu, 21 May 2009 16:32:53 GMT]]>@anonymous:

im pretty sure shes on her period.

i was rubbin on it a lot last night through clothes but always got my hand moved away.

her cousin is one of my friends i dont talk to much anymore. its weird lol. if i give her the cock i gotta date her but im not sure if im willing to go that far for sex. whores are better at it.

suggestions of how to get out the whole dating thing and still get my nut?

Yo you need to have my friend saad give you some advice,he's the master at this shit.

I'll see if i get get you an audience with him,

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17745http://localhost:4567/post/17745Thu, 21 May 2009 16:32:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blue balls on Thu, 21 May 2009 16:25:30 GMT]]>i've yet to savour such a delicasy.

i don't care if im 19 or 90 i will feast on a 14 year old virgin.

nomnomnom.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/17741http://localhost:4567/post/17741Thu, 21 May 2009 16:25:30 GMT