<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Flight 447 Theories]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Air France Flight 447 disappeared over the Atlantic Ocean on the 1st of June.</p>
<p dir="auto">My current working theory is that they crashlanded on a tropical island due to a large electromagnetic force that became unstable after a bearded scotsman failed to push the button.</p>
<p dir="auto">In order to back up this theory we must first look at the flight manifest and check whether all the passengers looks stunningly beautiful and collectivly hold a range of jobs going from Doctor to Conman, also be sure to look out for the one token fat guy.</p>
<p dir="auto">Once this is done we need to cross reference the photos of the passengers with ANY photographs from the 1970's incase they accidently got TRANSPORTED BACK IN TIME.</p>
<p dir="auto">Any other theories going, be creative <img src="http://localhost:4567/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f604.png?v=acf246d995d" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":D" alt="😄" /></p>
]]></description><link>http://localhost:4567/topic/1175/flight-447-theories</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 00:50:14 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://localhost:4567/topic/1175.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:12:25 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Flight 447 Theories on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:02:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/squash" aria-label="Profile: Squash">@<bdi>Squash</bdi></a>:</p>
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<p dir="auto">Air France Flight 447 disappeared over the Atlantic Ocean on the 1st of June.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Bioshock? <img src="http://localhost:4567/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f604.png?v=acf246d995d" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":D" alt="😄" /></p>
]]></description><link>http://localhost:4567/post/18334</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://localhost:4567/post/18334</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[SDR]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:02:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Flight 447 Theories on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:52:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">lol dude</p>
]]></description><link>http://localhost:4567/post/18319</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://localhost:4567/post/18319</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[RunShow-]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:52:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Flight 447 Theories on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:27:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I fucking love this story man, my dad told me bout it when i was like 5 and it sent my mind off forever.</p>
]]></description><link>http://localhost:4567/post/18294</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://localhost:4567/post/18294</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Dantetidus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:27:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Flight 447 Theories on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:26:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Lost!</p>
]]></description><link>http://localhost:4567/post/18293</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://localhost:4567/post/18293</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[LoVeRSaMa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:26:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Flight 447 Theories on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:20:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">@Chase-the-sunset:</p>
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<p dir="auto">Santa was obviously operating early this year.</p>
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<p dir="auto"><img src="http://static.seekingalpha.com/uploads/2008/12/12/saupload_evil_santa.jpg" alt="" class=" img-fluid img-markdown" /></p>
<p dir="auto">I FUCKING KNEW IT</p>
]]></description><link>http://localhost:4567/post/18290</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://localhost:4567/post/18290</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Squash]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:20:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Flight 447 Theories on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:17:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Santa was obviously operating early this year.</p>
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