<![CDATA[Blonde joke anyone??]]>A blonde girl dies her hair black bacuse of the blonde jokes
She gets in her car for a drive
Driving along a countryside the road is blocked by a herd of sheep
The girl gets out and says to the farmer can you move your sheep please?
The farmer says ok, and do you want a free sheep?
All you have to do is guess how many sheep i have…
She says ok....errmm....178
The farmer says correct, choose your sheep
So she chooses one.
Then the farmer says if i can guess your iriginal hair colour can i have my animal back??
She says ok, go for it.
The farmer says your blonde arnt you???
She says yea thats right
The farmer then says rigght can i have my sheepdog back then??

Like it??

]]>http://localhost:4567/topic/1804/blonde-joke-anyoneRSS for NodeSun, 14 Jun 2026 00:47:15 GMTSat, 05 Dec 2009 16:54:15 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Blonde joke anyone?? on Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:39:44 GMT]]>@tinpixel:

Ok, maybe you can't make it shorter - but you can make it a lot funnier.
How? Here's how:

Sick of blonde jokes, a blonde girl dies her hair black and goes for a walk.
She sees a sign by a farm - "Guess how many sheep there are to win a sheep"
"ok….errmm....178" She guesses.
"Correct, choose your sheep!" the man replies.
"If i can guess your original hair colour can i have my animal back??", asks the man.
"Sure!" she giggles.
"You're blonde." the man says.
"WOW! You clever farmer - how did you know!?" she gasps.

  • "You've forgotten to put any clothes on and I can see your fucking pubes you thick bitch... Oh and just so you know, I'm not a farmer - I'm a serial rapist." he replies, while dropping his pants and spitting on his cock.

See… easy 😛

Bit long isnt it? lol

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/23988http://localhost:4567/post/23988Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:39:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blonde joke anyone?? on Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:16:39 GMT]]>jake u afened me =(

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/23942http://localhost:4567/post/23942Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:16:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blonde joke anyone?? on Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:53:29 GMT]]>@Tetas:

thats what she said

HA HA! You get a groan. 😄

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/23908http://localhost:4567/post/23908Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:53:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blonde joke anyone?? on Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:31:09 GMT]]>@BUBBA_BDS:

it wasnt long….....

thats what she said

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/23902http://localhost:4567/post/23902Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:31:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blonde joke anyone?? on Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:13:10 GMT]]>@tinpixel:

  • "You've forgotten to put any clothes on and I can see your fucking pubes you thick bitch… Oh and just so you know, I'm not a farmer - I'm a serial rapist." he replies, while dropping his pants and spitting on his cock.

See… easy 😛

Nice one…:D

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/23895http://localhost:4567/post/23895Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:13:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blonde joke anyone?? on Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:58:48 GMT]]>@tinpixel:

"You've forgotten to put any clothes on and I can see your fucking pubes you thick bitch… Oh and just so you know, I'm not a farmer - I'm a serial rapist." he replies, while dropping his pants and spitting on his cock.

LMFAO.

Now that's funny, TP you have brightened my day with you're darkness.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/23891http://localhost:4567/post/23891Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:58:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blonde joke anyone?? on Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:16:47 GMT]]>@hawkes70:

Sorry there wasnt anyway of sortening it =/

Ok, maybe you can't make it shorter - but you can make it a lot funnier.
How? Here's how:

Sick of blonde jokes, a blonde girl dies her hair black and goes for a walk.
She sees a sign by a farm - "Guess how many sheep there are to win a sheep"
"ok….errmm....178" She guesses.
"Correct, choose your sheep!" the man replies.
"If i can guess your original hair colour can i have my animal back??", asks the man.
"Sure!" she giggles.
"You're blonde." the man says.
"WOW! You clever farmer - how did you know!?" she gasps.

  • "You've forgotten to put any clothes on and I can see your fucking pubes you thick bitch... Oh and just so you know, I'm not a farmer - I'm a serial rapist." he replies, while dropping his pants and spitting on his cock.

See… easy 😛

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/23890http://localhost:4567/post/23890Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:16:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blonde joke anyone?? on Sun, 06 Dec 2009 14:45:48 GMT]]>@Orpel.UK:

would of been better if it wasnt soo long.
wasnt worth reading for such a plain punchline.

Sorry there wasnt anyway of sortening it =/

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/23883http://localhost:4567/post/23883Sun, 06 Dec 2009 14:45:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blonde joke anyone?? on Sun, 06 Dec 2009 01:33:02 GMT]]>@Orpel.UK:

would of been better if it wasnt soo long.
wasnt worth reading for such a plain punchline.

it wasnt long….....

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/23876http://localhost:4567/post/23876Sun, 06 Dec 2009 01:33:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blonde joke anyone?? on Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:08:45 GMT]]>would of been better if it wasnt soo long.
wasnt worth reading for such a plain punchline.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/23875http://localhost:4567/post/23875Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:08:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blonde joke anyone?? on Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:03:14 GMT]]>eghh..

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/23866http://localhost:4567/post/23866Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:03:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blonde joke anyone?? on Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:49:08 GMT]]>pretty good

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/23863http://localhost:4567/post/23863Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:49:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blonde joke anyone?? on Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:20:13 GMT]]>Meh.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/23857http://localhost:4567/post/23857Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:20:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Blonde joke anyone?? on Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:15:10 GMT]]>I think thats pretty good, nice one. 😄

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