<![CDATA[The Shit List]]>Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you've, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and familyโ€ฆ

Ghost Shit
You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.

Teflon Coated Shit
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!

Gooey Shit
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your ass 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.

Second Thought Shit
You're all done wiping your ass and you're about to stand up when you realize itโ€ฆ..you've got some more.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit
This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.

Bali Belly Shit
You shit so much you lose 5 kilos.

Right Now Shit
You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.

King Kong or Commode Choker Shit
This shit is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of shit usually happens at someone else's house.

Wet Cheeks Shit
This shit hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your ass wet.

Wish Shit
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no shit!

Cement Block or Oh God Shit
You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you shit.

Snake Shit
This shit is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.

Cork Shit (Also Known as Floater Shit)
Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This shit usually happens at someone else's house.

Mexican Food Shit (also called Screamers)
You'll know it's alright to eat again when your asshole stops burning.

Beer Drunk Shit
This happens the day after the night before. Normally your shit doesn't smell too bad, but this shit is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of shit also usually happens at someone else's house.

The Frightened Turtle
The kind of shit that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in

The Bungee Shit
The kind of shit that just hangs off your ass before it falls into the water.

The Ring of Fire Shit
The kind of shit where you eat really spicy food and your asshole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter.

The Crippler
The kind of shit where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.

The Big Bobber
The kind of shit that no matter how many times you flush it always floats back to the surface.

The Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
The kind of shit that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.

The Incredible Hulk Shit
The king of shit that sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously expands to twice it's normal size.

The Jack the Ripper Shit
The kind of shit that yanks out the hair of your ass as it pushes its way out.

The Party Pooper
The giant shit you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.

The Toxic Gas Shit
The kind of shit that makes you pass out and fall of the toilet before you finish, and then you wake up in some strange South American town.

Dirty Bowl Shit
The kind of shit that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.

The Windy City Shit
When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a shit.

Oh Shit! Shit
You shit so much and wipe your ass so furiously you run out of toilet paper and you say OH SHIT!

The Never Ending Shit
It's the shit that keeps running out of your ass like pea, and just when you start wiping your ass your stomach gargles and splash, more shit runs out. This always happens after eating at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Ouch That Hurt Shit
The type of shit that leaves you feeling like you just hoped onto a bicycle without a seat. Sensation usually lasts hours.

]]>http://localhost:4567/topic/2039/the-shit-listRSS for NodeSun, 14 Jun 2026 00:51:44 GMTFri, 22 Jan 2010 22:35:14 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 20:20:25 GMT]]>hahaha I don't think so ๐Ÿ˜„

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25094http://localhost:4567/post/25094Sun, 24 Jan 2010 20:20:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 17:36:09 GMT]]>and the name for the kid is RaFfIoSa ๐Ÿ˜„

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25093http://localhost:4567/post/25093Sun, 24 Jan 2010 17:36:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:54:26 GMT]]>@Es0055:

congratulation ๐Ÿ™‚

Thanks bro' ๐Ÿ˜„

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25084http://localhost:4567/post/25084Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:54:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 09:50:49 GMT]]>@BUBBA_BDS:

If your trying to referr as BuHuHu as whining, its spelt Boo Hoo Hoo

Not in sweden

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25083http://localhost:4567/post/25083Sun, 24 Jan 2010 09:50:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 09:33:11 GMT]]>@RaFfIoSa:

Actually, I've got a fiancรฉe, got engaged in july 2009 and a baby on the way, due in July 2010, so, sorry ๐Ÿ˜„

congratulation ๐Ÿ™‚

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25080http://localhost:4567/post/25080Sun, 24 Jan 2010 09:33:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:44:16 GMT]]>๐Ÿ˜‰ Yeah dude, it's O.K. ๐Ÿ˜„

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25074http://localhost:4567/post/25074Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:44:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:32:06 GMT]]>@RaFfIoSa:

Not my goal to annoy or be rude at all, I just think it's lackin' some humorous threads here, that's all. And clearly it's not appreciated to post "lists'" ๐Ÿ™‚ My bad.

We welcome new threads, post whatever you want. I think what's gotten off on the wrong foot is that you posted like 5 in one day that were all fucking huge. A couple every now and then is fine.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25073http://localhost:4567/post/25073Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:32:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:10:55 GMT]]>Really? A psychic too? Niice work ๐Ÿ˜„

Actually, I've got a fiancรฉe, got engaged in july 2009 and a baby on the way, due in July 2010, so, sorry ๐Ÿ˜„

Not my goal to annoy or be rude at all, I just think it's lackin' some humorous threads here, that's all. And clearly it's not appreciated to post "lists'" ๐Ÿ™‚ My bad.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25072http://localhost:4567/post/25072Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:10:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:05:29 GMT]]>@RaFfIoSa:

Hmmm.. What an attitude you've got dude, take a chill-pill ๐Ÿ˜„
Truce?

Yea and puts the shit on me, either you have been drinking or your just a immature adult with no girlfriend and lives alone in a apartment with a PS3, or live in your moms basement with a PS3.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25071http://localhost:4567/post/25071Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:05:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:04:08 GMT]]>Eh.. what.. Wait.. Whaaat?

๐Ÿ˜„ hahahahaha

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25070http://localhost:4567/post/25070Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:04:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:02:18 GMT]]>@BUBBA_BDS:

If your trying to referr as BuHuHu as whining, its spelt Boo Hoo Hoo

@RaFfIoSa:

???

You confused himโ€ฆuse smaller words.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25069http://localhost:4567/post/25069Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:02:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:02:11 GMT]]>Hmmm.. What an attitude you've got dude, take a chill-pill ๐Ÿ˜„
Truce?

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25068http://localhost:4567/post/25068Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:02:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 01:59:37 GMT]]>@RaFfIoSa:

???

You are clearly annoying

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25067http://localhost:4567/post/25067Sun, 24 Jan 2010 01:59:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 01:58:04 GMT]]>???

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25066http://localhost:4567/post/25066Sun, 24 Jan 2010 01:58:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 01:53:28 GMT]]>@RaFfIoSa:

Buhuhuโ€ฆ

If your trying to referr as BuHuHu as whining, its spelt Boo Hoo Hoo

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25064http://localhost:4567/post/25064Sun, 24 Jan 2010 01:53:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 01:51:54 GMT]]>Buhuhuโ€ฆ

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25062http://localhost:4567/post/25062Sun, 24 Jan 2010 01:51:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sun, 24 Jan 2010 01:49:12 GMT]]>@RaFfIoSa:

Did I ask you for a opinion? Hmm.. No!
Do I need to ask you for permission to post? Ehh..No!

Your mocho man words are funny either, get something new, then talk.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25058http://localhost:4567/post/25058Sun, 24 Jan 2010 01:49:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sat, 23 Jan 2010 23:45:32 GMT]]>@BUBBA_BDS:

you talk about shit all the time?

What? ๐Ÿ˜•

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25028http://localhost:4567/post/25028Sat, 23 Jan 2010 23:45:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sat, 23 Jan 2010 23:37:20 GMT]]>my job is to learn 4 graders to go crosscountry and they are talking about shit all the time. So start over again or find something who is funny ๐Ÿ˜›

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25024http://localhost:4567/post/25024Sat, 23 Jan 2010 23:37:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sat, 23 Jan 2010 23:19:59 GMT]]>@BUBBA_BDS:

its just not funny

Word my horrible tasting friend ..

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25022http://localhost:4567/post/25022Sat, 23 Jan 2010 23:19:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sat, 23 Jan 2010 22:22:58 GMT]]>@BUBBA_BDS:

its just not funny

Agreed.

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25020http://localhost:4567/post/25020Sat, 23 Jan 2010 22:22:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sat, 23 Jan 2010 20:38:16 GMT]]>Did I ask you for a opinion? Hmm.. No!
Do I need to ask you for permission to post? Ehh..No!

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25018http://localhost:4567/post/25018Sat, 23 Jan 2010 20:38:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sat, 23 Jan 2010 18:29:00 GMT]]>@RaFfIoSa:

Man, I'm tired and I'm bored outta my mind. So what, I post humorous threads, something wrong with that or what Hubba-Bubba? You gotta problem with that or what?

its just not funny

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25008http://localhost:4567/post/25008Sat, 23 Jan 2010 18:29:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Shit List on Sat, 23 Jan 2010 18:28:26 GMT]]>@Countach92:

It shows swedish humor ๐Ÿ˜„

you talk about shit all the time?

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/25007http://localhost:4567/post/25007Sat, 23 Jan 2010 18:28:26 GMT