<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[This is what happens when you party in China!]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><img src="http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/dec2009/6/1/xray-pic-cen-europics-935927658.jpg" alt="" class=" img-fluid img-markdown" /></p>
<p dir="auto">"A Chinese student appears to have been the butt of a somewhat strange prank following a nasty incident with a remote control.</p>
<p dir="auto">Nineteen-year-old Huang Chen mystified medics when he turned up drunk at Hunan Hangtian Hospital in Changsha, complaining of unexplained pain from his rear end.</p>
<p dir="auto">While being examined, the tipsy student turned over in bed, and inadvertently changed channel on the ward's telly.</p>
<p dir="auto">Astonishing X-rays later revealed that the teenager had a TV remote control lodged up his backside.</p>
<p dir="auto">Police say it was a part of a prank played by flatmates on Chen when he collapsed after a boozy night out.</p>
<p dir="auto">"We didn't know what it was to start with. There was a little bit of blood but he didn't say anything about a remote control. We couldn't quite believe it when we saw the X-ray," said medic Dr Wei Lung Zhi.</p>
<p dir="auto">"He will be fine in time but the remote was a write off," he added."</p>
]]></description><link>http://localhost:4567/topic/2051/this-is-what-happens-when-you-party-in-china</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 21:29:07 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://localhost:4567/topic/2051.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 01:59:53 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to This is what happens when you party in China! on Wed, 27 Jan 2010 06:59:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Typically chinese parties…</p>
<p dir="auto">Who didn't know? <img src="http://localhost:4567/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=acf246d995d" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" /></p>
]]></description><link>http://localhost:4567/post/25205</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://localhost:4567/post/25205</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Countach92]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 06:59:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to This is what happens when you party in China! on Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:51:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I don't think I would consider someone who would even think about shoving a remote in my ass a friend.</p>
]]></description><link>http://localhost:4567/post/25202</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://localhost:4567/post/25202</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Bronco]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:51:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to This is what happens when you party in China! on Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:07:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Poor guy, raped by a remote control. <img src="http://localhost:4567/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f604.png?v=acf246d995d" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":D" alt="😄" /></p>
<p dir="auto">Haahaahaahaaa <img src="http://localhost:4567/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f604.png?v=acf246d995d" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":D" alt="😄" /></p>
]]></description><link>http://localhost:4567/post/25201</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://localhost:4567/post/25201</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[RaFfIoSa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:07:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to This is what happens when you party in China! on Wed, 27 Jan 2010 02:06:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Wow…</p>
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