<![CDATA[Bad Jokes?]]>Hey guys, im really shocking at remembering jokes and was thinking i might just get my clan to help me member a few bad ones! lol anyone got any. anything will do no matte how crude!

]]>http://localhost:4567/topic/939/bad-jokesRSS for NodeSat, 13 Jun 2026 22:45:28 GMTThu, 26 Mar 2009 16:17:15 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Bad Jokes? on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:01:07 GMT]]>Bronco -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_Man_(video_game

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/14662http://localhost:4567/post/14662Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:01:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bad Jokes? on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:10:01 GMT]]>@Bronco:

wtf is Shadowman? I my version from one of my friends…

stop lieing, you have no freinds….

jk

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/14652http://localhost:4567/post/14652Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:10:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bad Jokes? on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:08:48 GMT]]>@DumaSerap:

Bronco this joke was a bit different. And it was in Shadowman during last boss fight.

Once upon a time there was a murderer and his victim walking hand to hand toward some deep dark woods. The victim squeezes the murderer's hand real tight, and he says looking up pleadingly with his big brown eyes: "I'm real scared mister of them deep dark woods". And the murderer he sight and says: "You're scared? How the hell d you think i feel? I'm gonna be walking back through them on my own!"

Well i actualy think that is a good joke 😄

wtf is Shadowman? I heard my version from one of my friends…

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/14651http://localhost:4567/post/14651Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:08:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bad Jokes? on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:08:09 GMT]]>@Dantetidus:

Hanc90

ROFLCOPTER I LAUGHED SOO HARD OMFG BEST JOKE EVER

it was still hallarious

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/14650http://localhost:4567/post/14650Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:08:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bad Jokes? on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:03:46 GMT]]>Bronco this joke was a bit different. And it was in Shadowman during last boss fight.

Once upon a time there was a murderer and his victim walking hand to hand toward some deep dark woods. The victim squeezes the murderer's hand real tight, and he says looking up pleadingly with his big brown eyes: "I'm real scared mister of them deep dark woods". And the murderer he sight and says: "You're scared? How the hell d you think i feel? I'm gonna be walking back through them on my own!"

Well i actualy think that is a good joke 😄

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/14649http://localhost:4567/post/14649Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:03:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bad Jokes? on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:03:34 GMT]]>@farrelljade:

hahaha, thats actually a brilliant joke dante!! unless your talking about him as a person! no thats a bad one!:)

Lol thumbs up

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/14645http://localhost:4567/post/14645Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:03:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bad Jokes? on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:18:05 GMT]]>Not sure if this is what you're looking for…but...

A little boy and a pedophile are walking through the woods late at night. The boy turns to the pedophile and says, "It's dark out here, I'm scared." The pedophile says, "You're scared? After we're done, I have to walk back alone..."

You wanted bad jokes... 😄

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/14644http://localhost:4567/post/14644Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:18:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bad Jokes? on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:51:53 GMT]]>@Dantetidus:

Hanc90

hahaha, thats actually a brilliant joke dante!! unless your talking about him as a person! no thats a bad one!:)

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/14643http://localhost:4567/post/14643Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:51:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bad Jokes? on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 12:50:05 GMT]]>Hanc90

]]>http://localhost:4567/post/14639http://localhost:4567/post/14639Fri, 27 Mar 2009 12:50:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bad Jokes? on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:33:20 GMT]]>My m8 told me this one the other day on msn.

A hippy gets on a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippy turns to the nun and asks if she would shag him. The nun was surprised and said 'no' politely and gets off the next bus stop. When the bus starts driving, the driver says to the hippy "If you want I'll tell you how you can get that nun to fuck you". The hippy was delighted and accepts. So the driver says every Tuesday evening at midnight, the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the Lord "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder, you could tell her you was God and command her to fuck you". The hippy decides to try this out. On Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun and on time, she does. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippy jumps out and shouts: "I am God, I've heard your prayers and I will answer them as long as you have sex with me"
The Nun agrees but asks only for anal sex so she can keep her virginity and the hippy agrees. After the hippy finishes, he rips off everything and shouts "AHA! I'M THE HIPPY!"…...................(don't scroll down)
*And the Nun replies by ripping her mask off and screams "AHA, I'M THE BUS DRIVER!"

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