Leeds Festival Anyone?
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Hey,
Any of you sons-of-biatches going to Leeds Festival next week? I'm working there this year from 5pm Thursday on the Union Local Bar/Tent (wherever the fuck that is?) as Cellar Manager - Head on over, ask for 'Rich the Cellar Manager' (I don't go by tinpixel in real life) - and say "Hello, I'm from SinS" and I might just reward you with a free beer while you stare open-mouthed, gazing at my natural beauty and age-defying looks*.
See you there, maybe.
tinpixel
*or by day 3, my haggard appearance, size 12 eye-bags and expression that implies imminent-stress-induced-violence.
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Dude you know i'll be asking for tinpixel and i'll be dragged away by security because no one knows who tinpixel is.
My tour of duty might lead me to leeds festival.
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Dude you know i'll be asking for tinpixel and i'll be dragged away by security because no one knows who tinpixel is.
My tour of duty might lead me to leeds festival.
@Chase-the-sunset:
no one knows who tinpixel is.
I'd like to think my reputation is well known and that the following would happen:
Security: "Tinpixel? He's here? I heard of that guy, heard he took out an entire platoon with just a knife then actually stabbed a helicopter to death. Word is he moves without sound. That if you walk in his footsteps, you explode. …and you know him? Shit man, I don't want no trouble. Take all the beer you need. Tell him 'Dave' from Ticket Inspection totally respects his work. He's a legend."
but it's more likely to be:
"Tinpixel, who the fuck is tinpixel? We got a skinny guy with glasses over there that looks like he never gets any sun, probably plays games a lot. See, him struggling to roll that barrel of Carling - reckon that's your man."
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@Chase-the-sunset:
no one knows who tinpixel is.
I'd like to think my reputation is well known and that the following would happen:
Security: "Tinpixel? He's here? I heard of that guy, heard he took out an entire platoon with just a knife then actually stabbed a helicopter to death. Word is he moves without sound. That if you walk in his footsteps, you explode. …and you know him? Shit man, I don't want no trouble. Take all the beer you need. Tell him 'Dave' from Ticket Inspection totally respects his work. He's a legend."
but it's more likely to be:
"Tinpixel, who the fuck is tinpixel? We got a skinny guy with glasses over there that looks like he never gets any sun, probably plays games a lot. See, him struggling to roll that barrel of Carling - reckon that's your man."
Hahaha classic, I'd like to go but alas my money was spent on Global Gathering and a holiday to Turkey this summer, Money well spent me thinks
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Hahaha classic, I'd like to go but alas my money was spent on Global Gathering and a holiday to Turkey this summer, Money well spent me thinks
holiday to Turkey this summer, Money well spent me thinks
Hope you saved some cash for some Turk-a-way
and a stab-jacket... -
he'll be doing some farcry 2 shit
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he'll be doing some farcry 2 shit
Haha me and my bro were saying Far cry 3 should be in Turkey when we were there
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