Pussy now on bottle
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I wonder if it comes in different fragrances that represent different levels of personal hygeine?
Angels Shower - Fresh, like morning mountain mist.
Cheerleader's Gusset - Adrenalin and excitment, pure yet knowing lust.
Fergie's 4am Snatch - Hot and heady, wet and wild like the Black Eyed Pea's party girl. With a dash of piss.
Jeremy Kyle's Fat-Slag Chair - decaying haddock and stilton, 7 varieties of stale cum, undertones of self-administer abortion and the tell-tale scent of a back-to-front wiping accident. Caution: may attract sharks and Japanese perverts. -
HAHAHAHA!
Valley Katona - A Scent that echos through your mouth, a flavour that will have you yerning for fish fingers. Special Offer: Buy 1 get 1 free.
Valley Katona - A Scent that echos through your mouth, a flavour that will have you yerning for fish fingers. Special Offer: Buy 1 get 1 free.
LOL - you bastard, there is no need to EVER make me think of Kerry Katona's vagina.
"A Scent that echos through your mouth" - I love this! I am going to use it whenever can.
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Haha, I thought it appropriate, seeing as her vagina's scent would make the cracken sick.
Haha, I thought it appropriate, seeing as her vagina's scent would make the cracken sick.
I knew a girl like that once wouldn't touch her vagina because I was afraid it would make my fingers fall off or something :eek:
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Haha, I thought it appropriate, seeing as her vagina's scent would make the cracken sick.
I knew a girl like that once wouldn't touch her vagina because I was afraid it would make my fingers fall off or something :eek:
I knew a girl like that once wouldn't touch her vagina because I was afraid it would make my fingers fall off or something :eek:
LOL- i use to be like that when i was a kid thinking it was a forest
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I knew a girl like that once wouldn't touch her vagina because I was afraid it would make my fingers fall off or something :eek:
LOL- i use to be like that when i was a kid thinking it was a forest
Haha I've done some pretty weird things but eww, just thinking about it gives me the shivers
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lmao same i use to be scared of them when i was litttle
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You guys made my ex fiancee want to watch that movie, she forgot about it after a while though.
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Isn't that movie about a girl's vagina biting guys' junk off?
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