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IT's a hobby dude…we play for fun.
I'm sure alot of people tend to know where their priorities lie!! -
"When I think of all the time I wasted, when I think of all the things I could have done with my life, like helping old people with their groceries, getting my eyebrows shaped and my nipples waxed, drinking starbucks and listening to The Carpenters. Getting hot and sweaty to hi-NRG music in brightly-lit clubs with like-minded guys; experiencing the highs (and lows) of the true-life documentary 'Sex and the City' - as it happened in the late 90's, not years later on special offer DVD.
I realise now, it was not the games I craved or the experiences they gave me, it was the chance to mix with hot heroic men, with bulging muscles. I realise now I didn't like Mario 'cos I like jumping holes, I loved his hot moustache and sliding down dirty pipes.
I kid myself that my wife left me because of my addiction, but in truth it was when she found me playing Mad World naked with a wii-mote pushed firmly in my ass.
So guys, put down you weapons of hate, and grasp your tools of love. Step out of your brightly lit world of fantasy, into new world - one that sparkles like the stage-show 'Cabaret' through a thousand prisms. I renounce my title as a Gamer and embrase my new role as a
FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL."
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Please the only 30 year old gamer that's allowed to preach to me is TP.
As if I ever preach. looks innocent -
lol that guy has no life
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IT's a hobby dude…we play for fun.
I'm sure alot of people tend to know where their priorities lie!!IT's a hobby dude…we play for fun.
I'm sure alot of people tend to know where their priorities lie!!Priorities??????
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it's time to be an hero..
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it's time to be an hero..
I think this guy needs to get laid :3
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Someone died? I think I missed that part. T.T
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