Blue balls
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Dude this isnt 1700 Tennessee, fuck it and then just dont date her lol.
You get 500Xp for a virgin too!Damn it I was going to roll down the RPG road =[
kicks empty can across the florr
LOL That's as funny as Susan Boyle is ugly.
If that analogy is true, not only is that uber funny but you may have also broken the echo sound barrier.
Dante is an expert at this anon, you should listen to his words of wisdon, they will get you the untarnished cherrys.
SinfulShadows Clan:: Owner
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Dude this isnt 1700 Tennessee, fuck it and then just dont date her lol.
You get 500Xp for a virgin too!Damn it I was going to roll down the RPG road =[
kicks empty can across the florr
LOL That's as funny as Susan Boyle is ugly.
If that analogy is true, not only is that uber funny but you may have also broken the echo sound barrier.
Dante is an expert at this anon, you should listen to his words of wisdon, they will get you the untarnished cherrys.
if she won't give willingly then you just take it.
She wont argue with a brick to the back of the head. -
if she won't give willingly then you just take it.
She wont argue with a brick to the back of the head.Yeah man hahahaha thats fucked
Yeah dude you're gonna simply have to do one of two things.
1. forget her.
2. ease her in for the virginal fuck is a bountiful fruit -
Yeah man hahahaha thats fucked
Yeah dude you're gonna simply have to do one of two things.
1. forget her.
2. ease her in for the virginal fuck is a bountiful fruiti've yet to savour such a delicasy.
i don't care if im 19 or 90 i will feast on a 14 year old virgin.
nomnomnom.
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im pretty sure shes on her period.
i was rubbin on it a lot last night through clothes but always got my hand moved away.
her cousin is one of my friends i dont talk to much anymore. its weird lol. if i give her the cock i gotta date her but im not sure if im willing to go that far for sex. whores are better at it.
suggestions of how to get out the whole dating thing and still get my nut?
im pretty sure shes on her period.
i was rubbin on it a lot last night through clothes but always got my hand moved away.
her cousin is one of my friends i dont talk to much anymore. its weird lol. if i give her the cock i gotta date her but im not sure if im willing to go that far for sex. whores are better at it.
suggestions of how to get out the whole dating thing and still get my nut?
Yo you need to have my friend saad give you some advice,he's the master at this shit.
I'll see if i get get you an audience with him,
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just give her somethin to knock her out, take my prize, clean everything up, act like we fell asleep watching a movie.
nah, i dont wanna date her cause shes a wanna-be slut..bitch acts like every guy she meets is her boyfriends of 2 years. but shes hot..actually i think i have a pic. one sec.
ahh yeah, heres a good one
her cousin lives next door to my sisters.
she came yesterday while i was watching the magic do work on the cavaliers and completely fucked that up for me. so i am starting to dislike her more. still want that v-card though.
I am a glorious beacon of light.
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just give her somethin to knock her out, take my prize, clean everything up, act like we fell asleep watching a movie.
nah, i dont wanna date her cause shes a wanna-be slut..bitch acts like every guy she meets is her boyfriends of 2 years. but shes hot..actually i think i have a pic. one sec.
ahh yeah, heres a good one
her cousin lives next door to my sisters.
she came yesterday while i was watching the magic do work on the cavaliers and completely fucked that up for me. so i am starting to dislike her more. still want that v-card though.
slip her some rohypnol man,dude seriously.
listen to uncle chase. -
or get her fucking wasted.
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i've yet to savour such a delicasy.
i don't care if im 19 or 90 i will feast on a 14 year old virgin.
nomnomnom.
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shes not 14 lol.
im not sure how old she is, 16 i think.
but her cousin already thinks im getting her drunk. she stayed over until about 2:30am the other night and the next day i came outside with a beer.
I am a glorious beacon of light.
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shes not 14 lol.
im not sure how old she is, 16 i think.
but her cousin already thinks im getting her drunk. she stayed over until about 2:30am the other night and the next day i came outside with a beer.
shes not 14 lol.
im not sure how old she is, 16 i think.
but her cousin already thinks im getting her drunk. she stayed over until about 2:30am the other night and the next day i came outside with a beer.
josh is going to jaiiiiiil
SinfulShadows Clan:: Owner
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shes not 14 lol.
im not sure how old she is, 16 i think.
but her cousin already thinks im getting her drunk. she stayed over until about 2:30am the other night and the next day i came outside with a beer.
shes not 14 lol.
im not sure how old she is, 16 i think.
but her cousin already thinks im getting her drunk. she stayed over until about 2:30am the other night and the next day i came outside with a beer.
Lol…underage drinking.
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shes not 14 lol.
im not sure how old she is, 16 i think.
but her cousin already thinks im getting her drunk. she stayed over until about 2:30am the other night and the next day i came outside with a beer.
Women rule the fucking world with their sex-control tactics - and they damn-well know it; this is just the beginning.
The whole hard-to-get sex thing might be a nice little challenge for you at first… but sooner or later you'll realise it's just NOT worth the bother - and that cracking one off to cheap porn and an hour or two of COD4/KZ2 is actually more satisfying and better use of your time.
sigh
If you really are gonna go for it, you could try suing the bitch for 'cock-teasting', 'uneccessary pain and discomfort in the testicular region' and 'false advertising'. A simple 'cease and decist with the frigidity' warning letter from a reputable solicitor will either have her bouncing on your cock in no time, or at worst a couple of grand compo that you can spend on real slappers.
It's worth a go.
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shes not 14 lol.
im not sure how old she is, 16 i think.
but her cousin already thinks im getting her drunk. she stayed over until about 2:30am the other night and the next day i came outside with a beer.
Lol…underage drinking.
yo if theres grass on the pitch its time to play.
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yo if theres grass on the pitch its time to play.
Its time to MOW THE MATHAFACKA DOOOOWN!!
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Women rule the fucking world with their sex-control tactics - and they damn-well know it; this is just the beginning.
The whole hard-to-get sex thing might be a nice little challenge for you at first… but sooner or later you'll realise it's just NOT worth the bother - and that cracking one off to cheap porn and an hour or two of COD4/KZ2 is actually more satisfying and better use of your time.
sigh
If you really are gonna go for it, you could try suing the bitch for 'cock-teasting', 'uneccessary pain and discomfort in the testicular region' and 'false advertising'. A simple 'cease and decist with the frigidity' warning letter from a reputable solicitor will either have her bouncing on your cock in no time, or at worst a couple of grand compo that you can spend on real slappers.
It's worth a go.
Women rule the fucking world with their sex-control tactics - and they damn-well know it; this is just the beginning.
The whole hard-to-get sex thing might be a nice little challenge for you at first… but sooner or later you'll realise it's just NOT worth the bother - and that cracking one off to cheap porn and an hour or two of COD4/KZ2 is actually more satisfying and better use of your time.
sigh
If you really are gonna go for it, you could try suing the bitch for 'cock-teasting', 'uneccessary pain and discomfort in the testicular region' and 'false advertising'. A simple 'cease and decist with the frigidity' warning letter from a reputable solicitor will either have her bouncing on your cock in no time, or at worst a couple of grand compo that you can spend on real slappers.
It's worth a go.
Pure gold, its a really inappropriate time to be laughing right now, not because what you wrote but whats going off around me atm, but i have the biggest grin on my face!
SinfulShadows Clan:: Owner
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rape her
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