Blonde joke anyone??
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would of been better if it wasnt soo long.
wasnt worth reading for such a plain punchline. -
would of been better if it wasnt soo long.
wasnt worth reading for such a plain punchline. -
would of been better if it wasnt soo long.
wasnt worth reading for such a plain punchline.Sorry there wasnt anyway of sortening it =/
Sorry there wasnt anyway of sortening it =/
Ok, maybe you can't make it shorter - but you can make it a lot funnier.
How? Here's how:Sick of blonde jokes, a blonde girl dies her hair black and goes for a walk.
She sees a sign by a farm - "Guess how many sheep there are to win a sheep"
"ok….errmm....178" She guesses.
"Correct, choose your sheep!" the man replies.
"If i can guess your original hair colour can i have my animal back??", asks the man.
"Sure!" she giggles.
"You're blonde." the man says.
"WOW! You clever farmer - how did you know!?" she gasps.- "You've forgotten to put any clothes on and I can see your fucking pubes you thick bitch... Oh and just so you know, I'm not a farmer - I'm a serial rapist." he replies, while dropping his pants and spitting on his cock.
See… easy

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Sorry there wasnt anyway of sortening it =/
Ok, maybe you can't make it shorter - but you can make it a lot funnier.
How? Here's how:Sick of blonde jokes, a blonde girl dies her hair black and goes for a walk.
She sees a sign by a farm - "Guess how many sheep there are to win a sheep"
"ok….errmm....178" She guesses.
"Correct, choose your sheep!" the man replies.
"If i can guess your original hair colour can i have my animal back??", asks the man.
"Sure!" she giggles.
"You're blonde." the man says.
"WOW! You clever farmer - how did you know!?" she gasps.- "You've forgotten to put any clothes on and I can see your fucking pubes you thick bitch... Oh and just so you know, I'm not a farmer - I'm a serial rapist." he replies, while dropping his pants and spitting on his cock.
See… easy

"You've forgotten to put any clothes on and I can see your fucking pubes you thick bitch… Oh and just so you know, I'm not a farmer - I'm a serial rapist." he replies, while dropping his pants and spitting on his cock.
LMFAO.
Now that's funny, TP you have brightened my day with you're darkness.
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Sorry there wasnt anyway of sortening it =/
Ok, maybe you can't make it shorter - but you can make it a lot funnier.
How? Here's how:Sick of blonde jokes, a blonde girl dies her hair black and goes for a walk.
She sees a sign by a farm - "Guess how many sheep there are to win a sheep"
"ok….errmm....178" She guesses.
"Correct, choose your sheep!" the man replies.
"If i can guess your original hair colour can i have my animal back??", asks the man.
"Sure!" she giggles.
"You're blonde." the man says.
"WOW! You clever farmer - how did you know!?" she gasps.- "You've forgotten to put any clothes on and I can see your fucking pubes you thick bitch... Oh and just so you know, I'm not a farmer - I'm a serial rapist." he replies, while dropping his pants and spitting on his cock.
See… easy

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would of been better if it wasnt soo long.
wasnt worth reading for such a plain punchline.it wasnt long….....
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jake u afened me =(
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Sorry there wasnt anyway of sortening it =/
Ok, maybe you can't make it shorter - but you can make it a lot funnier.
How? Here's how:Sick of blonde jokes, a blonde girl dies her hair black and goes for a walk.
She sees a sign by a farm - "Guess how many sheep there are to win a sheep"
"ok….errmm....178" She guesses.
"Correct, choose your sheep!" the man replies.
"If i can guess your original hair colour can i have my animal back??", asks the man.
"Sure!" she giggles.
"You're blonde." the man says.
"WOW! You clever farmer - how did you know!?" she gasps.- "You've forgotten to put any clothes on and I can see your fucking pubes you thick bitch... Oh and just so you know, I'm not a farmer - I'm a serial rapist." he replies, while dropping his pants and spitting on his cock.
See… easy

Ok, maybe you can't make it shorter - but you can make it a lot funnier.
How? Here's how:Sick of blonde jokes, a blonde girl dies her hair black and goes for a walk.
She sees a sign by a farm - "Guess how many sheep there are to win a sheep"
"ok….errmm....178" She guesses.
"Correct, choose your sheep!" the man replies.
"If i can guess your original hair colour can i have my animal back??", asks the man.
"Sure!" she giggles.
"You're blonde." the man says.
"WOW! You clever farmer - how did you know!?" she gasps.- "You've forgotten to put any clothes on and I can see your fucking pubes you thick bitch... Oh and just so you know, I'm not a farmer - I'm a serial rapist." he replies, while dropping his pants and spitting on his cock.
See… easy

Bit long isnt it? lol
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