Blue balls
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yo if theres grass on the pitch its time to play.
Its time to MOW THE MATHAFACKA DOOOOWN!!
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Women rule the fucking world with their sex-control tactics - and they damn-well know it; this is just the beginning.
The whole hard-to-get sex thing might be a nice little challenge for you at first… but sooner or later you'll realise it's just NOT worth the bother - and that cracking one off to cheap porn and an hour or two of COD4/KZ2 is actually more satisfying and better use of your time.
sigh
If you really are gonna go for it, you could try suing the bitch for 'cock-teasting', 'uneccessary pain and discomfort in the testicular region' and 'false advertising'. A simple 'cease and decist with the frigidity' warning letter from a reputable solicitor will either have her bouncing on your cock in no time, or at worst a couple of grand compo that you can spend on real slappers.
It's worth a go.
Women rule the fucking world with their sex-control tactics - and they damn-well know it; this is just the beginning.
The whole hard-to-get sex thing might be a nice little challenge for you at first… but sooner or later you'll realise it's just NOT worth the bother - and that cracking one off to cheap porn and an hour or two of COD4/KZ2 is actually more satisfying and better use of your time.
sigh
If you really are gonna go for it, you could try suing the bitch for 'cock-teasting', 'uneccessary pain and discomfort in the testicular region' and 'false advertising'. A simple 'cease and decist with the frigidity' warning letter from a reputable solicitor will either have her bouncing on your cock in no time, or at worst a couple of grand compo that you can spend on real slappers.
It's worth a go.
Pure gold, its a really inappropriate time to be laughing right now, not because what you wrote but whats going off around me atm, but i have the biggest grin on my face!
SinfulShadows Clan:: Owner
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rape her
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@Goober:
rape her
straight to the point
ah like it.
dante,lover, ah like it.
YOUR MA BOY GOOB,YOUR MA BOY!
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@Goober:
rape her
straight to the point
ah like it.
dante,lover, ah like it.
YOUR MA BOY GOOB,YOUR MA BOY!
@Chase-the-sunset:
straight to the point
ah like it.
dante,lover, ah like it.
YOUR MA BOY GOOB,YOUR MA BOY!
Finaly, i post something somebody else likes!
U tha man chase, u tha man
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@Chase-the-sunset:
straight to the point
ah like it.
dante,lover, ah like it.
YOUR MA BOY GOOB,YOUR MA BOY!
Finaly, i post something somebody else likes!
U tha man chase, u tha man
Hawkes is the baybaaaaaay!
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Hawkes is the baybaaaaaay!
he's the ikklest hobo.
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PINxfouNQFw[/ame]
keep on truckin hawkes,may one day you find a place you can truely call a home.
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tinpixel, its not like ive never been around a girl before.
i realize that if i blow a load to some gaping vagina on the internet and get back to important things that i saved time, frustration, and possibly pain.
instead of typing some shit that no one cares about…im just gonna fucking rape her.
either im gonna take that shit or shes gonna give it to me willingly
I am a glorious beacon of light.
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Yo just spin her some bullshit like you love her and you want to be together then lull her into a false sense of security and BAYUM!
Steal the golden egg and tell her you don't wanna be with her,crush her heart and break her pussy!
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Yo just spin her some bullshit like you love her and you want to be together then lull her into a false sense of security and BAYUM!
Steal the golden egg and tell her you don't wanna be with her,crush her heart and break her pussy!
Also, when you fuck her scream "TAAAAKE IT CHILD TAAAAKE IT!"
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