Blonde joke anyone??

[hawkes70]

A blonde girl dies her hair black bacuse of the blonde jokes
She gets in her car for a drive
Driving along a countryside the road is blocked by a herd of sheep
The girl gets out and says to the farmer can you move your sheep please?
The farmer says ok, and do you want a free sheep?
All you have to do is guess how many sheep i have…
She says ok....errmm....178
The farmer says correct, choose your sheep
So she chooses one.
Then the farmer says if i can guess your iriginal hair colour can i have my animal back??
She says ok, go for it.
The farmer says your blonde arnt you???
She says yea thats right
The farmer then says rigght can i have my sheepdog back then??

Like it??

[Grove]

I think thats pretty good, nice one.

[Bronco]

Meh.

[RunShow-]

pretty good

[BUBBA_BDS]

eghh..

[Orpel.UK]

would of been better if it wasnt soo long.
wasnt worth reading for such a plain punchline.

[BUBBA_BDS]

@Orpel.UK:

would of been better if it wasnt soo long.
wasnt worth reading for such a plain punchline.

it wasnt long….....

[hawkes70]

@Orpel.UK:

would of been better if it wasnt soo long.
wasnt worth reading for such a plain punchline.

Sorry there wasnt anyway of sortening it =/

[tinpixel]

@hawkes70:

Sorry there wasnt anyway of sortening it =/

Ok, maybe you can't make it shorter - but you can make it a lot funnier.
How? Here's how:

Sick of blonde jokes, a blonde girl dies her hair black and goes for a walk.
She sees a sign by a farm - "Guess how many sheep there are to win a sheep"
"ok….errmm....178" She guesses.
"Correct, choose your sheep!" the man replies.
"If i can guess your original hair colour can i have my animal back??", asks the man.
"Sure!" she giggles.
"You're blonde." the man says.
"WOW! You clever farmer - how did you know!?" she gasps.

• "You've forgotten to put any clothes on and I can see your fucking pubes you thick bitch... Oh and just so you know, I'm not a farmer - I'm a serial rapist." he replies, while dropping his pants and spitting on his cock.

See… easy

[LoVeRSaMa]

@tinpixel:

"You've forgotten to put any clothes on and I can see your fucking pubes you thick bitch… Oh and just so you know, I'm not a farmer - I'm a serial rapist." he replies, while dropping his pants and spitting on his cock.

LMFAO.

Now that's funny, TP you have brightened my day with you're darkness.

[Bronco]

@tinpixel:

• "You've forgotten to put any clothes on and I can see your fucking pubes you thick bitch… Oh and just so you know, I'm not a farmer - I'm a serial rapist." he replies, while dropping his pants and spitting on his cock.

See… easy

Nice one…:D

[Tetas]

@BUBBA_BDS:

it wasnt long….....

thats what she said

[BUBBA_BDS]

@Tetas:

thats what she said

HA HA! You get a groan.

[Dragon_god123]

jake u afened me =(

[hawkes70]

@tinpixel:

Ok, maybe you can't make it shorter - but you can make it a lot funnier.
How? Here's how:

Sick of blonde jokes, a blonde girl dies her hair black and goes for a walk.
She sees a sign by a farm - "Guess how many sheep there are to win a sheep"
"ok….errmm....178" She guesses.
"Correct, choose your sheep!" the man replies.
"If i can guess your original hair colour can i have my animal back??", asks the man.
"Sure!" she giggles.
"You're blonde." the man says.
"WOW! You clever farmer - how did you know!?" she gasps.

• "You've forgotten to put any clothes on and I can see your fucking pubes you thick bitch... Oh and just so you know, I'm not a farmer - I'm a serial rapist." he replies, while dropping his pants and spitting on his cock.

See… easy

Bit long isnt it? lol